Chronicles of the fatties

Once upon a time, there were 2 fatties in a certain organisation in Singapore. One is Xiao Pang (Little Fatty) and the other - Da Pang (Big Fatty). These 2 fatties have an extremely adorable friend, whom XP wickedly calls her friend with the manly sirname. After some coaching, she decided to be a bit less nasty and calls her BLH.

Short story 1 - The Ah Fat's gym ball (you know, like Chronicles of Narnia? This is volume 1.)
One day, DP decided to order a gym ball from the free shopping scheme offered by her company. She was inspired by BLH's innovative idea of using a gym ball as an office chair. A few things went wrong :
1. Instead of Reebok, she got a Crane brand. Maybe it even came with a sack of fragrant Thai rice. :PPPP
2. It came without a pump, so she blew and filled it up herself - 3.142 x 75/2 x 75/2 of air. Amazing! If we can replace 2.4km run with timing of blowing into a gym ball, DP would have gotten Director's Award for IPPT!!!
3. Anyway, she think $2 more for 75cm gym ball instead of 65cm better. Moral of the story : Tan xin (greed) or tan xiao pian yi (more greed) doesn't lead to happiness and prosperity. See gotta blow 3.142 x 5 x 5 of air. Tsk tsk.

You can read the rest from her blog. :D